I went by Walmart today just to make sure that Jade Helm was not a threat. I took this picture just to show everyone that nothing suspicious was going on.
Sure, there was a tank, soldiers, and Obama was burning the Constitution, but other than that, it was a completely normal Walmart parking lot.
If you have ever been to PeopleOfWalmart.com, you will know that this kind of thing is completely normal. Walmart is like Mos Eisley from Star Wars.
So you are safe. At least, as safe as you have been since Walmart began, which is not that safe I suppose.