Ouija? Nooo!


Ouija No

Ouija boards work off the ideomotor effect, which is a well documented and understood effect in science and psychology. It is about as magical as an “I got your nose” trick. Of course, in Midland, it is a dangerous witchcraft near the severity of WIFI hotspots but not as severe as the black magic involved in the I got your nose trick.

I mean, I saw my nose between his fingers, but it is somehow still on my face.